Jejemon Status Quo: How They Live Today

After lighting up a massive outrage from different sectors of the Philippine society, it seems like the Jejemons are now capable of living peacefully with their Jejebuster counterparts in the barrios, barangays, towns, and cities in the Philippines. It is therefore imminent in Filipinos that no matter how diverse we are, we still manage to keep our ties secured and value respect of other people's feelings and decisions.

This conclusion was derived based on my observation that in the fictional-surreal Jejemon world:

a. almost everyone stood by their principles and practiced their right to vote despite some pre-election and on-the-spot election violence related scenarios.

b. the Presidential candidate who proposed to admit the Jejemons back to elementary did not win the race since a lot of his youth supporters were hard hit and actually belonged to the Jejemon super clans and bunkers

c. a highly supported and respected President elect is expected to begin and mediate talks between Jejemons and Jejebusters, between the government and MILF, and between the pro- and anti- whatever-is-happening-and-being-proposed-at-hand-to-the-people.

d. a 7.3% economic growth during the incumbent Arroyo Regime should be underestimated and provided microscale focus by the incoming Aquino administration, since growth should not only be experienced by a few people, and Jejemons are ready to lend a helping hand so as to inflate the air of hope for the nation's future development.

e. Arroyo's bid for House Speakership was already verified untrue, which lowered down the political panic and emotional instability of our dear Jejemons and Jejebusters

f. both sides believe that the new administration's plans for the upcoming years will promote the general interest of majority of the people, if not everyone.

I just hope that no wars will be waged between both parties this time, 'cause the present world's been really doomed with too much natural disasters, unjust deaths, weird news, human repressions and dark sociolinguistic evolution.

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Jejemons Fading, Bebemons Incoming!

After months of reckless Jejemon invasion, their (Jejemons) aggression seems to  have settled down for a while. Meanwhile, another influential class of language abominations are coming to town. This might just be an introduction to their rising prowess and regrettable entry into the Philippine language arena. Text messaging has indeed become a barrier in maintaining correct language use and conventional spell-typing.

The Bebemons now challenge the authority of the Jejemons. These people may be fictional, surreal or real. Some of them have already imparted their skills in communicating stereotyped baby talks. Bebemons do not only possess that horrible talent of jejetyping, but also, mimicking or somehow acting immaturely text-wise.

If we translate the message: "Ayoko na sayo! Hindi na kita bati. Galit ako sayo," the result would somewhat look like this: "Ayoto na teyo! Hindi na tita bate. Gayet at0 teyo."

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