Showing posts with label Jejemon culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jejemon culture. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Jejemon, Finalist for Word of the Year

A group of academics from the University of the Philippines - Diliman, the country's most prestigious academe, has chosen the word "jejemon" as finalist for the word of the year. Last Friday, ten (10) words were chosen by the Fillipinas Institute of Translation (FIT) as these words had a "strong influence" otoFilipino living for the past two years.

Included in the list of finalists for word of the year are:
  • Ampatuan
  • unli
  • load
  • tarpo
  • solb
  • emo
  • namumutbol
  • Ondoy
The winning word of the year will be announced on July 29 and 30 (after a two-day national conference) to be held at the Bulwagang Rizal (Faculty Center) in the UP Diliman Campus.

It can be recalled that last 2007 the word "miskol", Tagalog counterpart for the phrase "missed call", won as the word of the year. In 2008 and 2009, no words of the year were chosen because the awarding group believed that no word deserved such title.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

JejeDEX UPDATE!

Some of you might have noticed that there have been some recent changes in this blog. This was done to further encourage you guys to subscribe and/ or follow this humble site of mine. Lol, just kidding.

Additional Features:
a. Updated Title - The title has been updated from JejeDEX to JejeDEX, Jejemon, Jejeje. I realized that I would want to tell more information about Jejemons and all the other terms related to it.
b. Free User Commenting - Before, I only allowed registered/ specific users to post their comments. Now, anyone may publicize his/ her views regarding certain related aspects. Off topic comments will be deleted, I guess.
c. Brand New Header - You may be aware that the header of this blog has changed. I would like to know if the original is way better than the updated or what, so that I may be able to revert it back to the original setting.
d. More Brief Posts! - For quite some time, people from around the world have been hovering around this blog trying to figure what this new type of phenomenon really is like. And so, I intended to gather up more information and surprising revelations concerning the world of Jejemons. Also, I want you guys not to be dragged by lengthy posts, so that it would be easier for you to browse on it.
e. Monthly Featured JejeVideo - I decided to publicize more Jejemon videos uploaded by youtube users on a monthly basis as these stuffs have been the sources of the nationwide "hunt" for Jejemon truth. (Ugh, I mean the Jejemon craze.)
 f.  Latest Philippine News - Not only will this site focus on the Jejemons, but it will also serve as a channel to spread fresh news from reputable news publications in the Philippines  and to update you of what's going on in the local setting. View the News Tab below.
g. JejeBanner - Have you seen the animated Jejemon Banner in this blog, positioned atop this post? Yes, I got it for free. If you want to try and make your very own banner, just click on mine.

Any violent reactions/ comments/ suggestions, feel free to post your comments on any of the posts. It is important for me to hear from your side because we all have different tastes and likes. For those who want to follow this blog, click iFollow This Blog.

Have a great day everyone!

How to Spot a Jejemon

Aside from using the Jejedex, to unmask the real face of a Jejemon, one should be able to determine a Jejemon's unique abilities. 

First, they jibe with the songs of Soulja Boy, but to differentiate it from avid fans of SB, always bear in mind that Jejemons want to draw the crowds' attention by increasing the volume of the music being played while driving their Jejescooter or Jejecycle with their Jejegirl/ boyfriends. Another movement to detect Jejemons is through browsing each one's friendster or facebook profile. Yeah, I understand what you mean, but if you really care to know more about them (or be one of them), stalk them! Or else, they will stalk you.  Yes, Jejemons possess the ability to hyper stalk at anyone they think is nice to them and would love to mingle with them  by first impression. The best ability, however, is the ability to Jejetype using their very own Jeje Alphabet, as described in previous posts presented by this blog.

Beware of Jejemons 'cause they're all around. Surely, they don't want to hurt anyone. They just want acceptance in this society where everyone tries to fit in.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Jejemon Items: Jeje Dictionary

Photo Courtesy: Tumblr user

People have been addicted with this Jejemon craze, so for the sake of pure fun and  ecstatic entertainment, they made this dictionary the author spotted online. Jejemonism is the current subject currently being taken by the bum youth. They usually either laugh it over or get along with some other Jeje trainees in facebook. Take it easy guys! It's just a dictionary!! The "QamuxZta" word is really intolerable, haha. Just prepare yourself if DepEd surprises us with an additional required subject to take, Jejemonism 101: The Lengthy Truth.

Friday, May 7, 2010

The Jejemon Wave Goes Global!



Jejemons still continue to dominate online searches. People have been keying in 300 different keywords related to Jejemon, and the hottest topics are Jeje Cap, Jeje Alphabet, Jejemon, Jejebuster and Jejedex. USA ranks number two in the most number of unique keywords searched and visits made, while Canada follows along with Singapore, Australia, Japan, UK and UAE. Philippines earns the highest popularity sources with approximately 32 cities as sources of visits since the launch of Jejedex two weeks ago (April 25).

The Jejedex blog site took the top 9 spot two days ago, and plunged down to number 12 today. Live traffic feed monitors international and local visitors in a day-to-day basis.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Jejemon Items: The Jejewallet

Photo Courtesy: Google

It comes in colorful combinations, the Jejewallet is one of the hippest accessories being bought in stalls. Jejemons crave for this. Each wallet has its own design. The wallets can also be used as storage of their Jeje letters to their crushes. Moreover, the Jejewallets act as a normal type of wallet and its bright appearance makes it easier for Jejebusters to detect and catch their own Jejemons.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Pokemon and Jejemon: Which is Which?

It's really hard to distinguish a pokemon from a jejemon. I'm not being sarcastic here. I want everyone to learn how to differentiate both. That's why I decided to write about this interesting and not so obvious distinction.

About their dress code, pokemons wear nothing (except for Jinx and Mr. Mime). They just like being watched bare naked. For them, it means freedom. Nevertheless, Jejemons wear fabulous, colorful clothes relative to the Pokemons. They're famous for wearing Jejecaps, Jeje bags, Jejewallet, etc. The rainbow-colored accessories they wear are their trademark. For them, it also means freedom. Others say it's freaky.

Let's talk about their public appearance. First, pokemons are cute and cuddly. You just can't resist them. They have 2D physique and surrealistic colors. They possess unusual abilities and appeal to us because of their lovely voice. However, they may not be touched unless you see them in toy stores. Nobody has ever seen them alive and kicking on the spot. People who see them really moving are not crazy; instead, they needed to be treated with special care. 

On the other hand, jejemons are the complete opposite. They're pa-cute and sometimes vain (in texting oddly). Just like pokemons, you just can't resist them but to add up, as sources reveal, they're annoyingly irresistible. They have 3D bodies and realistic rainbow colors in their accessories. They possess human abilities (walking, jumping, texting, surfing social networks, etc.). They really appeal to the public, to such an extent that people cry their names out loud on Facebook and tell the Jejemons to stop populating to avoid outnumbering pokemons (now, at 490+) and to lower the rate of their species' inflation. Unlike the pokemons, jejemons can be spotted everywhere in the country. They're text prolongation skill primarily sets them apart from pokemons. Of course, Pokemons don't text but I guess Ash does. People who see them wandering around become crazy trying to figure out the encrypted message sent to them by Jejemons. However, they should be treated nicely because their craziness is temporary (usually occurs 2-3 minutes after reading one Jeje text).

When trained by a pokemon master, pokemons level up. They have many level stages and usually evolve. Conversely, Jejemons train themselves. They do level up, but only have three levels: mild, moderate and severe. Mild jejemons are learning ones; they're like the elementary students in the Jejeworld. Moderate jejemons act as apprentices of severe Jejemons. Severe jejemons are the ones being sought after by modern Jejebusters. The reason is that, severe Jejemons hold the line between the Jejeworld and the real world. Jejebusters fear of the two world colliding which might cause public outrage and Jejemon coup.


The heated conflict between Jejemons and Jejebusters has caused widespread criticism from the Pokemons' side. Pokemon trainers like Ash, Brock and Misty only want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause. Pokemons become touched knowing that there are some many who would caress and help them grow and evolve. Nonetheless, Jejebusters assure texters singing "if there's something strange in the way they text, who ya gonna call? JEJEBUSTERS!" Jejemons also become touched knowing that some many out there have already caught their attention. And their fame still continues.

Warning: 
NO JEJEMON OR POKEMON WAS NAME-DROPPED IN THE ARTICLE. 
This article is rarely serious, and the author implies that "really" no form of sarcasm was intended. The author appreciates the readers for allotting their time to read the posts. Again, the author emphasizes that this blog was not made to harm or insult anyone living in the planet. This blog acts as a living proof that bored people can make noise out of nothing.

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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Jeje Statement #1: Be Proud of Who You Are

Photo Courtesy: Luigi on Facebook

The image displayed above is today's top pick for the Best Jeje Statement. Spotted online, a Jeje statement is a graphical expression in words of any person towards Jejemons. Upload your statements online and be detected. You may also send your photo statements to spotlightphilippines@yahoo.com

Friday, April 30, 2010

Defending the Jejemons: Upside of the Jeje Vogue

Have you ever realized the enormous stress being inflicted on Jejemons?

Jejemons have feelings too. Forcing them to stop their own mannerisms is like imposing on yourself to be responsible of your nation's future which many have failed to accept in decades. Because if they did, the country should have attained sustainable development this time.

How does it feel when everyone tells you to stop your vices? How does it feel when your parents tell you to pursue a career you do not love? How does it feel to be condemned when you know you have not stepped on anyone's dignity? How would it feel if you were in their position right now? 

Would you accept how people badly treat you for the reason that "you've worked hard to simply beautify  those words"? Would you consider going back to elementary when you're confident enough that you've learned a lot than some people you know? Just by altering and prolonging simple Tagalog words do not necessarily mean you're a retard. What if you were one of them? Did you actually take time to know them?

Is typing the Jeje way more concerning than catching public officials spend money in front of your very own eyes? Is it more alarming than finding a job to support your family's? Is bringing them down the sole effective way to realize that you're superior and wiser than them?

Their prevalence actually dictates their being human. Just like everybody else who lurk in networking sites, post their vanity pictures, and "socialize", they also want to take part in the latest happenings online. Who knows, they might just have the most solid foundation of friendship everyone is trying to seek? Something in their bond must be the reason why they don't bother the growing disgust of the intimidated, conventional ones.

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The author would like to apologize for the badly constructed article, and ___ thinks it's still incomplete, so wait for further updates. The author would also like to tell everyone that this article was only made to alleviate public rage and does not necessarily reflect the author's full support of Jejemons.

Jejemon Item: The Jeje Bag

Photo Courtesy: Tinatamad Ako Blog

The Jeje Bag is any type of bag (sling, backpack, hand-carried) with the following unique characteristics:
a. bright, lively but displeasing appearance, usually presenting the colors of the rainbow
b. can be detected by our built-in Jejedex (but seriously, don't judge too much, maybe you're pointing at the wrong person which could put you to trouble)
c. worn by a Jejemon of whichever gender (Jeje girl, Jeje boy, Jejeding, Jejelesbo, or JejeBI)
d. can be personalized in a Jolog-ish (if there's such a word, lol) manner
e. a Jejemon's priceless possession

 This item is one of the hippest bags in the Jeje world. Buy one and feel the Jeje love!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Call for Photos: Jejemon Fashion

Readers/ viewers are welcome to submit photos of Jejemons in their bling-bling, Jejemon fashion statement. The shots will be posted in a new article to be released soon in JejeDEX. The photos should be original, so please include your site and, if you may want, your name/s slash pen names for acknowledgment. You may also submit photos taken from websites, provided that you ask permission first to use the material and include the site's link.

The article will be used to expose the current Jejemon look. Please be reminded that what will be published are actual photos of real Jejemons. Make sure that what you submit are photos of real-life Jejemons (who text or type the odd way, and not just look like a Jejemon ~~ in case you might just want to know that not all Jumping Jologs are Jejemons).

The article will be made not to insult or hurt their feelings, but to pay tribute to them as one of the living exemplars of the downsides associated with communication technology. The author discourages exposure of the face, so as not to go beyond and invade the person's privacy. The author proudly values the respect of life and human dignity.

Where to submit: dancer.silent@yahoo.com
Deadline of submission: May 3, 2010 - Monday

Jejemon Item: The Jeje Alphabet, Keyboard

Photo Courtesy: NO TO JEJEMONS!!>:)

Filipinos around the world have been so intrigued with the Jejemon world. The Jejemons' ability to prolong words by adding more consonants (e.g. -h, j-, -z) and numbers (1 - i, 4 - A, 3 - E) has inspired people to create new items that would "cater to their needs".


Photo Courtesy: dAgtang LsoN

The infiltration of Jejemons in social networking sites has brought forth the Jeje Alphabet which inspired more people to be one of them. Other than recreating their stylized alphabet, Jeje items or collectibles have been detected in different websites. The latest addition to this is the Jeje Blog. To view the page, click here.

Warning:
The author of this page recommends that short-tempered readers NOT go visit the Jeje Blog Page.

Copyright Notice:
Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Leigh Michiyato Online and Jejedex with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Failure to comply with the rules stated above is punishable by law.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Jejemon Items; The Jeje Cap

Photo Courtesy: Tumblr.com user

If you have seen this, then you might have just spotted a true-blooded Jejemon. This item is one of the most catchy accessories you would see in a Jejemon. It comes in varied colors and is often worn loose which somehow irritates people who look at it. The reason is that it defeats the purpose of fashion & appeal. It aggravates one's day, lol, just kidding. This may only apply to some hyper-obsessive compulsive (OC) people.

The Jeje Cap is a type of cap introduced by the Jejemon species alongside other items, like the Jeje scooter, the Jeje shirt, the Jeje fashion statement, the Jeje smile, the Jeje pose, the Jeje footwear, and a lot more Jeje "cool" stuffs. Define cool; it's an overstatement for "cool-ang sa pansin". 


"cNuzUot powhz nMn i2 POhwz kZ mSaYa kMe S gWa nMen."
Photo Courtesy: Tumblr.com user

However, the Jeje Cap as a trademark has always been the source of confidence for Jejemons to reveal themselves and be proud of who they are. It has somehow defied the fear to lock up themselves. Just like a widely-accepted accessory (branded shades, shirt, jeans), the Jeje Cap empowers Jejemons. to slowly  and peacefully introduce themselves to the world. It gives them strength to fight whatever pressure the society is aggressively slashing on them. Widespread Jejemon repression is ongoing in social networking sites and public domains. And, as long as both the Jejemon monspecies and the normal world try to coexist, assert its influence mainstream, and no compromise is made in between, clashes will never end.

The Jeje Cap surely defines their identity and uniqueness. They are hoping that one day everyone would perceive them as normal people. And probably, the most valuable  and suitable solution to their dilemma is to disable their texting skill and use it when everyone would need it most. An exemplary situation would be  the application of code encryption in Filipino communication during wars (no, I didn't mean to say online gaming wars!).

Monday, April 26, 2010

Jejemon Items: Jeje Ball

Description: The Jeje Ball is a type of item that Jejebusters use in their quest, usually for catching and storing Jejemons. Unlike the Pokemon, Jejebusters can carry with them at least ten Jejemons. This was implemented due to the uncontrollable, exponential rise of Jejemons across different regions. Since saving the environment is one of the major international concerns, Jeje Ball inventors upgraded the ball.

Warning: Jeje Balls become toxic when used.

 How the Jeje Ball Looks Like

Newly added installations include:
a. auto-recycle to prevent disposal which may have an impact on environment.
b. color change, for uniqueness
c. color swap, when Jejemon is too Jeje to handle
d. one-click Jejetrade, just press the J in the middle
e. manual destroy, if Jejemon inside is incredibly untreatable
f. JejeSPY, can easily detect Jejemons and alarms with an "Ajejeje!" cry once someone's positive of Jejemon fever.
g. Jejetranslator, Jejeball talks in behalf of the Jejemon
h. Rate My Jeje program, based on how Jeje-like the Jejemon caught is.
i. iRelease, sometimes the Jejemon caught is not really a Jejemon.
j. TOSS Jeje, sometimes the Jejemon inside is more than a Jejemon.

Can you figure out why the list ended in J? Yeah. It was purely accidental. This article was made to entertain viewers, and not to insult anyone. Further understanding is recommended.

Jejemon Fever

Do you usually text like this: eow p0wh, kumustA p0wH KYu, n0h? This unusual design of a message can be actually seen anywhere. It is estimated that there are thousands of Jejemons waiting to be discovered.

If your answer to the question above is yes, then you might just be one of them. The word "jejemon" came from the awful, twisted word "jeje" which was made to design the slang "hehe", expressing laughter or interest, and also, from the suffix "-mon" from "Pokemon" or "Digimon" which were used to coin childhood favorites, "pocket monsters" and "digital monsters", respectively. Who would forget Pikachu for that electric shock he/ she made in a tournament just to please Ash by giving him badges? (Wait, I have already watched Pokemon for the nth time and still, Pikachu's real identity is still not clear to me, lol.)

Anyways, jejemons were actually normal people, like us, but because of the invention of texting, and with that sudden addiction, they engaged into intentional prolongation of words by adding -z, -h, and literally, creating somewhat like crazy "synonymous" terms from the base word. Recall the times when we needed to shorten or abbreviate words because we were in hurry. The opposite happened to the Jejemon trainee. Take note, never did the term "training" enter in a soon-to-be-Jejemon's mind. It just came in without expectation.

 Image Courtesy: Dealmasen Wordpress

They adopted the other way, thinking that maybe it was really cool to alter and form new stupid unconventional words out of simple ones. And so, this trend remained silent until such time that more educated and conservative people entered the scene, bashing all those innocent Jejemons, creating the anti-Jejemon campaign, and forming teams of Jejebusters and Jejemon Protesters.

If there's something strange in the text response, who you're gonna call?  Jejemonbusters.

The Jejemons were deprived of doing what they love (at least, they loved it up to a point equivalent to how others hated them). It was like, "Cause it's you and me, and NOT all of the people". Reminded me of Lifehouse's song. And with love, they thought, maybe nothing could stop them from living in their own ways.

Too bad, society dictates the trend. And society will always be made up of almost majority of the people who had better access to education - those ones seen wandering around social networking sites like Facebook, Friendster and Multiply.

And for a thinking Jejemon, "if highly educated people can browse the internet and interact, why can't I?". After all, they were also real people who had to go on with the flow of fad.  And they had families too with them! But one thing's for sure, either their families condemn them just like everybody else does, or they support them and take part in the Jejemon outburst.

 Image Courtesy: Tumbler user

Admittedly, the presence of the Jejemons has become a manifestation of the weakening use of mother language. Not only did texting made people (not only Filipinos) tamad, but somehow it has hindered ways to good communication.  This could be the side effect of man's fervor to reach its limits. Technology will always be bonded to society, and it will continue to shape cultures, generations and conventions.

The upside, however, is that Jejemons have been consistent sources of entertainment. And Jejebusters will continue to hunt them, not hurt them. After all, everybody deserves to live. Ajejeje!
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Why Jejemons Exist

There could be an infinite number of reasons why a lot of normal people want to apply as Jejebusters, and their main issue is on how they can  control the contagious spread of the Jeje-fever. The summer season, together with the Jejemon invasion, or maybe vice versa (?) has been continuously bothering Filipinos' minds causing an outrage attack on the Jejemon species.

Listed below are TEN main reasons why the Jeje-industry remained intact:

1. Pika-pi, Pikachuu! - Gs2 q p0wH~ sIlA mSHocK SA aKin Kpg mY Bg0 aqng w0rd~ NA~ NaiimBEN2 P0WH.~ JEjE
   Translation: Gusto ko po silang mashock sa akin kapag may bago akong word na naiimbento. Hehe.

2. Butterfree! - gS2 p0wH nMiNG luMbz sA amInG OUteR shelL P0wh.~ We wnT 2 reVeaL~ 2 D world HU WE wnT 2 BE~ P0wh. AnD becaUSE Of tHIZ,~ 0L D~ 0THEr JeJEm0nZ Came AWTz 2 P0whz. iSNT iT gREaT, n0h?
    Translation: Gusto po naming lumabas sa aming outer shell. We want to reveal to the world who we want to be. And because of this, all the other Jejemons came out too. Isn't it great?

3. Clefairy! Clefairy! - WiSh q P0wH KZ NA CUTe UnG pGk2sB~ q KHIT D Aq cuTe~ SA 22ONg bUHaY huHU ~ ~
    Translation: Wish ko po kasi na cute yung pagkakasabi ko kahit di ako cute sa totoong buhay huhu

4. Jigali-puff, jigali - d~ p0wH kz NiLa~ aq pinpNsIN~ pg wLAnG bgo skIN, :( ~
    Translation: Hindi po kasi nila ako pinapansin pag walang bago sakin, :(

5. Char, char! - D~ P0wH~ KmI pyag NA GY liNGO LNg ang tangGpiN Ng socIety~ p0wH.~ wg~ LNG pUrO ChaR LOLZ!
    Translation: Hindi po kami payag na gay lingo lang ang tanggapin ng society. Wag lang puro Char!

6. Toge-pi, Toge - KHIT~ mLIIT My mAibuBUGa diN P0Wh. d niYO LnG ALam, mTATALin0h~ DIN kmi P0WH.
    Translation: Kahit maliit may maibubuga din po. Hindi niyo lang alam, matatalino din kami.

7. Gloom, gloom! - gs2 p0wh~ NMINg Mg-exPlaIN loLZ!~ pKingGn Niyo KMI lolz!
    Translation: Gusto po naming mag-explain! Pakinggan niyo kami!

8. Psy-duckkk! - SUMskiT P0Wh ULO nMiN dAhiL Sa siNsB nIYo~ P0wh.~ D P0WH~ KMI RetArD~ l0LZ!
    Translation: Sumasakit po ulo namin dahil sa sinasabi niyo. Di po kami retard!

9. Jiiinnxxxx - My BUHaY Din KMinG~ mgA JEJEM0nS P0WH. HAYaaN nyo~ NA kMInG Mbuhay~ p0wH. HUhu
    Translation: May buhay din kaming mga Jejemons.  Hayaan nyo na kaming mabuhay. Huhu

10. Hitmon-cha - BT p0WH~ Ba kMI INaawy nIy0, aWYIn nIy0 nA Lng~ mgA c0rrUPT
      Translation: Bat po ba kami inaaway niyo, awayin niyo na lang mga corrupt

I really had a hard time trying to convert their sayings into the comprehensible way, but good thing I found the Jologs-inator. To those who missed and wanted to hear Pokemons (not Jejemons), just click Pokemon Sound Bites. I firmly believe that our state-of-the-art equipments cannot stop Jejemons from populating, and I can say that living in harmony with them means having the worst days of  our lives. But, it's funny  frustrating how we try to look down on OUR silly countrymen and bury them deep to nonexistence. 

Somehow, these Jejemons have served as living examples of how texting and other forms of communication  manage to  destroy languages and yield new, awful sets of synanym or should I say spelling fail. Ajejeje!

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