Jejemon Items: Jeje Ball

Description: The Jeje Ball is a type of item that Jejebusters use in their quest, usually for catching and storing Jejemons. Unlike the Pokemon, Jejebusters can carry with them at least ten Jejemons. This was implemented due to the uncontrollable, exponential rise of Jejemons across different regions. Since saving the environment is one of the major international concerns, Jeje Ball inventors upgraded the ball.

Warning: Jeje Balls become toxic when used.

 How the Jeje Ball Looks Like

Newly added installations include:
a. auto-recycle to prevent disposal which may have an impact on environment.
b. color change, for uniqueness
c. color swap, when Jejemon is too Jeje to handle
d. one-click Jejetrade, just press the J in the middle
e. manual destroy, if Jejemon inside is incredibly untreatable
f. JejeSPY, can easily detect Jejemons and alarms with an "Ajejeje!" cry once someone's positive of Jejemon fever.
g. Jejetranslator, Jejeball talks in behalf of the Jejemon
h. Rate My Jeje program, based on how Jeje-like the Jejemon caught is.
i. iRelease, sometimes the Jejemon caught is not really a Jejemon.
j. TOSS Jeje, sometimes the Jejemon inside is more than a Jejemon.

Can you figure out why the list ended in J? Yeah. It was purely accidental. This article was made to entertain viewers, and not to insult anyone. Further understanding is recommended.