JejeDEX UPDATE!

Some of you might have noticed that there have been some recent changes in this blog. This was done to further encourage you guys to subscribe and/ or follow this humble site of mine. Lol, just kidding.

Additional Features:

a. Updated Title - The title has been updated from JejeDEX to JejeDEX, Jejemon, Jejeje. I realized that I would want to tell more information about Jejemons and all the other terms related to it.

b. Free User Commenting - Before, I only allowed registered/ specific users to post their comments. Now, anyone may publicize his/ her views regarding certain related aspects. Off topic comments will be deleted, I guess.

c. Brand New Header - You may be aware that the header of this blog has changed. I would like to know if the original is way better than the updated or what, so that I may be able to revert it back to the original setting.

d. More Brief Posts! - For quite some time, people from around the world have been hovering around this blog trying to figure what this new type of phenomenon really is like. And so, I intended to gather up more information and surprising revelations concerning the world of Jejemons. Also, I want you guys not to be dragged by lengthy posts, so that it would be easier for you to browse on it.

e. Monthly Featured JejeVideo - I decided to publicize more Jejemon videos uploaded by youtube users on a monthly basis as these stuffs have been the sources of the nationwide "hunt" for Jejemon truth. (Ugh, I mean the Jejemon craze.)

 f.  Latest Philippine News - Not only will this site focus on the Jejemons, but it will also serve as a channel to spread fresh news from reputable news publications in the Philippines  and to update you of what's going on in the local setting. View the News Tab below.

g. JejeBanner - Have you seen the animated Jejemon Banner in this blog, positioned atop this post? Yes, I got it for free. If you want to try and make your very own banner, just click on mine.

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Have a great day everyone!

How to Spot a Jejemon

Aside from using the Jejedex, to unmask the real face of a Jejemon, one should be able to determine a Jejemon's unique abilities. 

First, they jibe with the songs of Soulja Boy, but to differentiate it from avid fans of SB, always bear in mind that Jejemons want to draw the crowds' attention by increasing the volume of the music being played while driving their Jejescooter or Jejecycle with their Jejegirl/ boyfriends. Another movement to detect Jejemons is through browsing each one's friendster or facebook profile. Yeah, I understand what you mean, but if you really care to know more about them (or be one of them), stalk them! Or else, they will stalk you.  Yes, Jejemons possess the ability to hyper stalk at anyone they think is nice to them and would love to mingle with them  by first impression. The best ability, however, is the ability to Jejetype using their very own Jeje Alphabet, as described in previous posts presented by this blog.

Beware of Jejemons 'cause they're all around. Surely, they don't want to hurt anyone. They just want acceptance in this society where everyone tries to fit in.

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Jejemon Items: Jeje Dictionary

Photo Courtesy: Tumblr user

People have been addicted with this Jejemon craze, so for the sake of pure fun and  ecstatic entertainment, they made this dictionary the author spotted online. Jejemonism is the current subject currently being taken by the bum youth. They usually either laugh it over or get along with some other Jeje trainees in facebook. Take it easy guys! It's just a dictionary!! The "QamuxZta" word is really intolerable, haha. Just prepare yourself if DepEd surprises us with an additional required subject to take, Jejemonism 101: The Lengthy Truth.

The Jejemon Wave Goes Global!

Jejemons still continue to dominate online searches. People have been keying in 300 different keywords related to Jejemon, and the hottest topics are Jeje Cap, Jeje Alphabet, Jejemon, Jejebuster and Jejedex. USA ranks number two in the most number of unique keywords searched and visits made, while Canada follows along with Singapore, Australia, Japan, UK and UAE. Philippines earns the highest popularity sources with approximately 32 cities as sources of visits since the launch of Jejedex two weeks ago (April 25).

The Jejedex blog site took the top 9 spot two days ago, and plunged down to number 12 today. Live traffic feed monitors international and local visitors in a day-to-day basis.

Jejemon Items: The Jejewallet

Photo Courtesy: Google

It comes in colorful combinations, the Jejewallet is one of the hippest accessories being bought in stalls. Jejemons crave for this. Each wallet has its own design. The wallets can also be used as storage of their Jeje letters to their crushes. Moreover, the Jejewallets act as a normal type of wallet and its bright appearance makes it easier for Jejebusters to detect and catch their own Jejemons.

Pokemon and Jejemon: Which is Which?

It's really hard to distinguish a pokemon from a jejemon. I'm not being sarcastic here. I want everyone to learn how to differentiate both. That's why I decided to write about this interesting and not so obvious distinction.

About their dress code, pokemons wear nothing (except for Jinx and Mr. Mime). They just like being watched bare naked. For them, it means freedom. Nevertheless, Jejemons wear fabulous, colorful clothes relative to the Pokemons. They're famous for wearing Jejecaps, Jeje bags, Jejewallet, etc. The rainbow-colored accessories they wear are their trademark. For them, it also means freedom. Others say it's freaky.

Let's talk about their public appearance. First, pokemons are cute and cuddly. You just can't resist them. They have 2D physique and surrealistic colors. They possess unusual abilities and appeal to us because of their lovely voice. However, they may not be touched unless you see them in toy stores. Nobody has ever seen them alive and kicking on the spot. People who see them really moving are not crazy; instead, they needed to be treated with special care. 

On the other hand, jejemons are the complete opposite. They're pa-cute and sometimes vain (in texting oddly). Just like pokemons, you just can't resist them but to add up, as sources reveal, they're annoyingly irresistible. They have 3D bodies and realistic rainbow colors in their accessories. They possess human abilities (walking, jumping, texting, surfing social networks, etc.). They really appeal to the public, to such an extent that people cry their names out loud on Facebook and tell the Jejemons to stop populating to avoid outnumbering pokemons (now, at 490+) and to lower the rate of their species' inflation. Unlike the pokemons, jejemons can be spotted everywhere in the country. They're text prolongation skill primarily sets them apart from pokemons. Of course, Pokemons don't text but I guess Ash does. People who see them wandering around become crazy trying to figure out the encrypted message sent to them by Jejemons. However, they should be treated nicely because their craziness is temporary (usually occurs 2-3 minutes after reading one Jeje text).

When trained by a pokemon master, pokemons level up. They have many level stages and usually evolve. Conversely, Jejemons train themselves. They do level up, but only have three levels: mild, moderate and severe. Mild jejemons are learning ones; they're like the elementary students in the Jejeworld. Moderate jejemons act as apprentices of severe Jejemons. Severe jejemons are the ones being sought after by modern Jejebusters. The reason is that, severe Jejemons hold the line between the Jejeworld and the real world. Jejebusters fear of the two world colliding which might cause public outrage and Jejemon coup.

 Photo Courtesy: Dealmasen on Wordpress and Pokemon: Breakdown Blast

The heated conflict between Jejemons and Jejebusters has caused widespread criticism from the Pokemons' side. Pokemon trainers like Ash, Brock and Misty only want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause. Pokemons become touched knowing that there are some many who would caress and help them grow and evolve. Nonetheless, Jejebusters assure texters singing "if there's something strange in the way they text, who ya gonna call? JEJEBUSTERS!" Jejemons also become touched knowing that some many out there have already caught their attention. And their fame still continues.

Warning: 

NO JEJEMON OR POKEMON WAS NAME-DROPPED IN THE ARTICLE. 

This article is rarely serious, and the author implies that "really" no form of sarcasm was intended. The author appreciates the readers for allotting their time to read the posts. Again, the author emphasizes that this blog was not made to harm or insult anyone living in the planet. This blog acts as a living proof that bored people can make noise out of nothing.

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Jeje Statement #3: Message Sent

Photo Courtesy: Cassandra on Facebook

Jeje Statement #2: zTOp POWHZ

Photo Courtesy: Leigh on Facebook

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Jeje Statement #1: Be Proud of Who You Are

Photo Courtesy: Luigi on Facebook

The image displayed above is today's top pick for the Best Jeje Statement. Spotted online, a Jeje statement is a graphical expression in words of any person towards Jejemons. Upload your statements online and be detected. You may also send your photo statements to spotlightphilippines@yahoo.com