It's really hard to distinguish a pokemon from a jejemon. I'm not being sarcastic here. I want everyone to learn how to differentiate both. That's why I decided to write about this interesting and not so obvious distinction.
About their dress code, pokemons wear nothing (except for Jinx and Mr. Mime). They just like being watched bare naked. For them, it means freedom. Nevertheless, Jejemons wear fabulous, colorful clothes relative to the Pokemons. They're famous for wearing Jejecaps, Jeje bags, Jejewallet, etc. The rainbow-colored accessories they wear are their trademark. For them, it also means freedom. Others say it's freaky.
Let's talk about their public appearance. First, pokemons are cute and cuddly. You just can't resist them. They have 2D physique and surrealistic colors. They possess unusual abilities and appeal to us because of their lovely voice. However, they may not be touched unless you see them in toy stores. Nobody has ever seen them alive and kicking on the spot. People who see them really moving are not crazy; instead, they needed to be treated with special care.
On the other hand, jejemons are the complete opposite. They're pa-cute and sometimes vain (in texting oddly). Just like pokemons, you just can't resist them but to add up, as sources reveal, they're annoyingly irresistible. They have 3D bodies and realistic rainbow colors in their accessories. They possess human abilities (walking, jumping, texting, surfing social networks, etc.). They really appeal to the public, to such an extent that people cry their names out loud on Facebook and tell the Jejemons to stop populating to avoid outnumbering pokemons (now, at 490+) and to lower the rate of their species' inflation. Unlike the pokemons, jejemons can be spotted everywhere in the country. They're text prolongation skill primarily sets them apart from pokemons. Of course, Pokemons don't text but I guess Ash does. People who see them wandering around become crazy trying to figure out the encrypted message sent to them by Jejemons. However, they should be treated nicely because their craziness is temporary (usually occurs 2-3 minutes after reading one Jeje text).
When trained by a pokemon master, pokemons level up. They have many level stages and usually evolve. Conversely, Jejemons train themselves. They do level up, but only have three levels: mild, moderate and severe. Mild jejemons are learning ones; they're like the elementary students in the Jejeworld. Moderate jejemons act as apprentices of severe Jejemons. Severe jejemons are the ones being sought after by modern Jejebusters. The reason is that, severe Jejemons hold the line between the Jejeworld and the real world. Jejebusters fear of the two world colliding which might cause public outrage and Jejemon coup.
The heated conflict between Jejemons and Jejebusters has caused widespread criticism from the Pokemons' side. Pokemon trainers like Ash, Brock and Misty only want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause. Pokemons become touched knowing that there are some many who would caress and help them grow and evolve. Nonetheless, Jejebusters assure texters singing "if there's something strange in the way they text, who ya gonna call? JEJEBUSTERS!" Jejemons also become touched knowing that some many out there have already caught their attention. And their fame still continues.
Warning:
NO JEJEMON OR POKEMON WAS NAME-DROPPED IN THE ARTICLE.
This article is rarely serious, and the author implies that "really" no form of sarcasm was intended. The author appreciates the readers for allotting their time to read the posts. Again, the author emphasizes that this blog was not made to harm or insult anyone living in the planet. This blog acts as a living proof that bored people can make noise out of nothing.
